Heifer van Hayville

The little cow’s proportions are surprisingly faithful to the Willendorf vibe—curvy, rounded, and somehow classy for a desk toy. I’ve been squeezing her during meetings and the soft, slow-rebound texture is exactly the stress relief I needed. She’s earned a permanent spot next to my keyboard.

It’s genuinely hilarious that a squishy based on a Venus figurine is this cute—the little cow’s curvy proportions are spot-on, and the silicone feels soft yet firm enough to squeeze for ages without flattening. I keep it on my desk and it’s already become my favorite fidget during long calls.

She’s chubbier and rounder than the photos suggested, in the best way—that Venus of Willendorf curve is spot on. The squish is firm enough to bounce back fast, and I’ve been squeezing her during every video call this week.