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Heifer of Hayville

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$4 $8 In stock

Category: Squishie

Heifer of Hayville is a busty cow squishy, inspired by the iconic ancient Venus of Willendorf sculpture! Soft, curvy, and delightfully squeezable, she makes the perfect fidget toy, desk buddy, travel companion, decorative accent, or quirky gift.

Available in five sizes (from Mini to Extra-Large), each Heifer is handcrafted from body-safe, platinum-cure silicone for a luxuriously squishy feel.

Please note: Silicone squishies naturally attract dust and lint, but don’t worry, they’re easy to clean with a quick rinse of soap and water. No cornstarch needed!

Customer Reviews (4.4 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Daniel P. ★★★★★

The little cow’s proportions are surprisingly faithful to the Willendorf vibe—curvy, rounded, and somehow classy for a desk toy. I’ve been squeezing her during meetings and the soft, slow-rebound texture is exactly the stress relief I needed. She’s earned a permanent spot next to my keyboard.

Harper T. ★★★★★

It’s genuinely hilarious that a squishy based on a Venus figurine is this cute—the little cow’s curvy proportions are spot-on, and the silicone feels soft yet firm enough to squeeze for ages without flattening. I keep it on my desk and it’s already become my favorite fidget during long calls.

Avery S. ★★★★★

She’s chubbier and rounder than the photos suggested, in the best way—that Venus of Willendorf curve is spot on. The squish is firm enough to bounce back fast, and I’ve been squeezing her during every video call this week.

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